Sunday, June 26, 2005

come on baby, be my bad-boyfriend

Hello SMa,

I’ve been a fan of yours since grade 9, and judging by some of your hair-choices in recent months I feel it is my duty to submit my resume as your gay-pal who can then shoot down some of your more adventurous – but god-awful – choices.

Corn-rows Shirley?? Why? Let’s not even go into the obvious – you are a WHITE girl – they make you look balding! You’re outfit is so cute, you’re ruining it by looking like you came out on the losing-end of a fight with a lawn-mower.

Call me, we’ll hang, I’ll tell you which pseudo-punk looks do and don’t work with your skin tone.




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