Saturday, September 17, 2005

Ashlee WHO?

Do not under any circumstance layout an article about corporate music at the student-run lefty-rag-mag you work at with images of the Simpson sisters. Because you will be instantly bombarded with people first saying: “ohmyGOD, why are you doing that?” Followed by: “I don’t even know who that is?!?!?!?!”
Um, what?
You’re offended by This:



And This:



But you don’t know who that is? Admitting you know about Ashlee Simpson, talking and using her image to poke fun at corporate media is not the same as standing in line at her concert. I’m not saying I wouldn’t, but climb on down off your high horse and realize that the media has fucking permeated ALL AREAS OF OUR SOUL. So you fucking KNOW about Ashlee Simpson.

4 Comments:

Blogger yournamehere said...

I've studied her SNL lip-synch meltdown the way conspiracy theorists study the Kennedy assasination tape. C'mon, my grandfather died in 1990 and he knows who she is FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE.

7:41 AM  
Blogger Melliferous Pants said...

I love to hate her.

12:09 PM  
Blogger AMS said...

ditto

12:28 PM  
Blogger iggy said...

love it... it's like "celine who?".. right.
Iggy

10:44 PM  

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