Thursday, September 08, 2005

Drinking for Two



Last weekend Nicole and I got so crunked we both passed out on her bathroom floor. So of course fucking Lohan busts in with her digital camera and thinks it’s hilarious to snap a picture of us ruining our good couture! Bitch.
I’m so never buying alcohol for her AGAIN; I guess she’ll be waiting ‘til she’s good and legal like the rest of us did! Or, at least, tried to. You didn’t see me taking pictures that night she snorted so much cocaine she left the party with KD Lang because she thought it was Jude Law, now did you? Now THAT’S a good friend.
Frankly I’m not sure what the hell Nicole does to maintain that stick body of hers because let me tell you alcohol is not conducive to a flat stomach. Case in point: see my "abs" after this summer.

13 Comments:

Blogger Melliferous Pants said...

The same thing happens to me every time I drink with that Nicole bitch.

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As for Lindsay Lohan....what happened her jumbo knockers?

10:58 PM  
Blogger yournamehere said...

I use the bully pulpit of my virtually unknown blog to periodically lament the passing of Lohan's sweet big ass yabbos. She now resembles Karen Carpenter's talentless coked-out doppleganger. My friend saw Nicole at the Palms before she lost all of the weight and said she was the only "celebrity" on earth who actually looked better in person. Not any more.

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Blogger swirlogirl said...

you two still look pretty good even with puke on your shirts

2:02 PM  

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