Drinking for Two
Last weekend Nicole and I got so crunked we both passed out on her bathroom floor. So of course fucking Lohan busts in with her digital camera and thinks it’s hilarious to snap a picture of us ruining our good couture! Bitch.
I’m so never buying alcohol for her AGAIN; I guess she’ll be waiting ‘til she’s good and legal like the rest of us did! Or, at least, tried to. You didn’t see me taking pictures that night she snorted so much cocaine she left the party with KD Lang because she thought it was Jude Law, now did you? Now THAT’S a good friend.
Frankly I’m not sure what the hell Nicole does to maintain that stick body of hers because let me tell you alcohol is not conducive to a flat stomach. Case in point: see my "abs" after this summer.