Wednesday, September 07, 2005

New Levels of Faggotry

Every once and awhile a dopey heterosexual male will make me giggle. That day was today. Whilst at work a co-worker was telling me about an author who’s work he happened to enjoy. Half way through the conversation he paused to comment that said author “is a homosexual” as if to perk my interest. I guess that answers the question as to whether or not he knew I’m ghey.
Soon too come: a debate between Rock Snob and I on the merits of porn.


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Blogger Mason said...

Interesting.....what you described is kinda like when straight work collegues are talking about some celebrity and turn to you to verify if said celebrity is actually gay as the tabloids have reported. Like we have roledex's with up to date memberhip lists or something. LOL :)

Keep up the great work my friend.....and thanks for your advice earlier in the month.

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Anonymous P. Viktor said...

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