So I'm going to save the obligatory comments on how stupid I still think it is that Paris Hilton is going to marry a guy named Paris. Although I do hope she takes his last name so they'll both be Paris Latsis.
However, that isn't the point of this post. The point of this post is to draw attention the HORRIBLE HORRIBLE SHORT SHORTS that Man Paris is sporting.
Man Paris, listen to me: NO. JUST NO.
Unless you're in a Wham! video, there's no excuse for shorts that short.